Oh dear reader... what to do, what to do. I have myself listed in a mommy blog directory. I put myself under the "humor" category. To be honest, I don't always feel funny. My life isn't always humorous, and sometimes it's a job just getting out of my pajamas, let alone write something witty. The pressure I feel to write funny things is becoming an un-fun task. Considering re-categorizing myself.
Today for example, I have an IEP for my son. I am not looking forward to this.
I have gained 10lbs.
My skin looks like a 15 year high school girl's, covered in pimples.
I've been eating crappy food and thus feel like crap. Any quick fix will cost me hundreds of dollars (hundreds of dollars which I am saving for my next entrepreneurial venture.)
I am in a slump. A full fledged depressed marshmallowy slump. I've already sent out the invitations to my pity party. Please bring 2 bottles of wine, and be sure to RSVP. I need a headcount so I know how long to get the male stripper for. (I accidentally typed "mail" instead of "male"..... that would be AWKWARD, but a little sexy, i'm not gonna lie.)
So please accept my sincerest apologies for not making you laugh till you fart. Although to be honest, I don't think I've ever made anyone to do that. Consider it a goal if you will.
Bare (bear? I knew I should have taken that community college writing course! dammit all!) with me as I work on getting my funny back. Maybe I should just start drinking earlier in the day.....
Don't worry -- you'll get your groove back! Before you know it, you'll be oozing funny all over yourself (and us lucky readers) again!
ReplyDeleteI know how you feel, though... it happens to all of us!
Smiles, Jenn
I think you invaided my brain today... Odd how that seem to keep happening to me. I am usually over organized MOMMY, but today there is NO food / milk in my fridge, piles of laundry, my kids are eating HOTDOGS (they NEVER get that for dinner), I scheduled 4 things at one time for this weekend because I keep forgetting to write things on my calendar, and I too feel like I have been swallowed by a giant marshmellow! So no worries, you aren't alone, at lest you blogged today, I haven't even attempted mine! Thanks for sharing your life, great blog!
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www.victoria-thefirstday.blogspot.com
i think sometimes we put to much presure to make it funny that we miss the funny stuff .. does that make sense? I have had a few beers already .. come on it is the sprint to bedtime and Oprah said seeyeah today.. It is a hard one for me.. :)
ReplyDeleteI have read your post called "your fired" to all my friends and one I think farted.. I swear I heard it..
HANG IN your soo funny it will come! and I want my invite I love wine and strippers so YIPPEE oh and I do like them mixed with Pity.
Nicole
I really don't know what you're talking about because I think you just made me laugh so hard that I farted.... okay, maybe not, but you really did make me laugh!! You haven't lost your groove girl, not to worry..
ReplyDeleteHowever, if you're concerned about it, switch categories!! I however think you should stay where you are!!
Um...are you and I the same person? I mean, really? So feeling the same shtuff as you these days. Le sigh is right...
ReplyDeleteI guess we just keep swimming, right? (all of my most profound pieces of advice come from animated films. How sad is my life?!) :)
Did I write this??!!
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