Monday, May 16, 2011

Sorry Honey

After the kids go to bed my main squeeze and I like to sit on the couch and watch 30 Rock on netflix. Last night I was hankering for some dessert. So I got a handful of dark chocolate Pomegranate seeds. I made a little pocket in my shirt and nestled into the couch thinking my stash would be safe and undetected. 

After one of the episodes was over and we were preparing for the next episode my Darling Husband reached over my body and headed straight for my dessert. Before he got there  I yelled out "BACK THE F$%K OFF!" 

His reply "What the hell was THAT all about?!" 
Me "You were going to eat my chocolate! I was warning you!"
Him "Honey, your chocolate? Really? Seriously? Was that necessary?"

In my haste to kindly warn him to keep away from my sweet treat I misinterpreted the destination of his wandering hands. 

It turns out, My Honey Bunny was completely unaware I had chocolate, he was just trying to cop a feel. Whoops. Sorry Babe. 


  1. OMG too funny!

  2. LOL!! I just woke up my peacefully sleeping hubby laughing at this!!