Wednesday, May 25, 2011

*le sigh*

Oh dear reader... what to do, what to do. I have myself listed in a mommy blog directory. I put myself under the "humor" category. To be honest, I don't always feel funny. My life isn't always humorous, and sometimes it's a job just getting out of my pajamas, let alone write something witty. The pressure I feel to write funny things is becoming an un-fun task. Considering re-categorizing myself.

Today for example, I have an IEP for my son. I am not looking forward to this.
I have gained 10lbs.
My skin looks like a 15 year high school girl's, covered in pimples.
I've been eating crappy food and thus feel like crap. Any quick fix will cost me hundreds of dollars (hundreds of dollars which I am saving for my next entrepreneurial venture.)

I am in a slump. A full fledged depressed marshmallowy slump. I've already sent out the invitations to my pity party. Please bring 2 bottles of wine, and be sure to RSVP. I need a headcount so I know how long to get the male stripper for. (I accidentally typed "mail" instead of "male"..... that would be AWKWARD, but a little sexy, i'm not gonna lie.)

So please accept my sincerest apologies for not making you laugh till you fart. Although to be honest, I don't think I've ever made anyone to do that. Consider it a goal if you will.

Bare (bear? I knew I should have taken that community college writing course! dammit all!) with me as I work on getting my funny back. Maybe I should just start drinking earlier in the day.....


  1. Don't worry -- you'll get your groove back! Before you know it, you'll be oozing funny all over yourself (and us lucky readers) again!

    I know how you feel, though... it happens to all of us!

    Smiles, Jenn

  2. I think you invaided my brain today... Odd how that seem to keep happening to me. I am usually over organized MOMMY, but today there is NO food / milk in my fridge, piles of laundry, my kids are eating HOTDOGS (they NEVER get that for dinner), I scheduled 4 things at one time for this weekend because I keep forgetting to write things on my calendar, and I too feel like I have been swallowed by a giant marshmellow! So no worries, you aren't alone, at lest you blogged today, I haven't even attempted mine! Thanks for sharing your life, great blog!

  3. i think sometimes we put to much presure to make it funny that we miss the funny stuff .. does that make sense? I have had a few beers already .. come on it is the sprint to bedtime and Oprah said seeyeah today.. It is a hard one for me.. :)
    I have read your post called "your fired" to all my friends and one I think farted.. I swear I heard it..
    HANG IN your soo funny it will come! and I want my invite I love wine and strippers so YIPPEE oh and I do like them mixed with Pity.


  4. I really don't know what you're talking about because I think you just made me laugh so hard that I farted.... okay, maybe not, but you really did make me laugh!! You haven't lost your groove girl, not to worry..
    However, if you're concerned about it, switch categories!! I however think you should stay where you are!!

  5. Um...are you and I the same person? I mean, really? So feeling the same shtuff as you these days. Le sigh is right...

    I guess we just keep swimming, right? (all of my most profound pieces of advice come from animated films. How sad is my life?!) :)