My 6 year old drew this picture. It is me. I had no idea my 5 o'clock shadow was so prominent. Then again, I don't walk around staring into a mirror all day to monitor it so how would I know? I'm also hittin' the bottle around 5 o'clock so my vision is slightly skewed.
Look, I'm not going to lie to you... I have chin hairs ok? Apparently it's hereditary. And surprisingly enough I didn't inherit it from my Italian side. Although that probably didn't help matters very much.
But honestly? I don't have THAT many. Sure I have some, and sure sometimes (ok all the time) it looks like I have tiny blackheads all over my chin. But come on, a mustache too?? This kid pays way too close attention for my comfort levels.