As you all know, my husband is out of town. In Germany. For a week. Then he leaves for 4 days. I'm not going to get all sappy and sad. To prevent this from happening I like to think of things that he does that drive me crazy. Here is one:
He says "no" which DIRECTLY translates to: the light is on, but the reserve has 30 miles so we're fine. We've never run out of gas so technically he isn't doing anything wrong.
Look honey, I love you, but I HATE starting my week with an empty tank.