Thank you for being so cold on this hot day. Thank for so graciously sharing the limelight with the juicy lime (no pun intended) that is floating in your bowels right now. Your wonderful bubbles helped digest my awesome fish tacos. (We may have to talk about your sweating problem though)
You are like an umbrella on a rainy day, a tissue during "The Notebook", or a towel after a swim. You were there for me today. I love you beer. Your sleek neck, your open spout, and your see-thru bottle.... You are so damn sexy. I find that the more I drink of you, the more I fall in love with you. Never leave me, Beer. I will follow you to the ends of the earth and back.
Oh no, Beer, what are you doing? Why are you losing your cool?? Drastic measures must be taken... *GULP, GULP, GULP* Ahhhhhhhh. I'm sorry, Beer. I couldn't sit here and watch you get warm. I could not, WILL NOT, see you in such a state. Thank you for the tingles, the giggles, and the burps.
I love you Beer. Forever and Always, you have my heart.
xoxoxoxox
Lisa
So, I'm not a drinker, but I think I feel almost the same about ice cream. Ahhhhhh. :)
ReplyDeleteA very very innovative way of describing the relationship between a beer and a beer lover. You don't have to be a hard core beer drinker to know how much beers can improve a person's day! Beers rule!
ReplyDeleteThis could also be applied to margaritas and other similar frosty tastiness. And then you can mention how much fun it is to lick the salt off the rim!
ReplyDeleteThanks! I just read this and have NO beer in the house!!
ReplyDeleteI'm still thinking about that pina colada from yesterday though!
Very poignant... :)
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