I"m in car explaining to my daughter how babies are made.
I told her that a man gives the woman a seed and she puts the
seed in her soft egg and grows a baby.
She said "ok, so daddy put his seed in some soup and you drank
I said "no, that's what I did when I DIDN'T want to have a baby"
true story. it was THE MOST awesome conversation I've ever
had with her.