While out to breakfast with my girlfriend on Sunday I caught the most awesome eavesdropping nugget I have ever heard.
We're sitting at our table, and a 3-top is seated next to us. They were all inquiring about the location of the bathroom. Each one came back with some story to tell of their experience. Which, come on, is there anything else you would want to hear with your morning cup of Joe and pancake balls? I didn't think so. Then we heard it. My girlfriend and I looked at each other barely able to contain our laughter. It was this:
Random Lady on her experience: "Once I uncrossed my legs I knew I was in trouble"