First sentence generously provided by: Bill Sloniker
I was about to make dinner, but then noticed that I was out of wine. I can’t possibly make dinner without it. So I went to the store to get a bottle.
Being at the store and seeing some balloons reminded me that my husband’s birthday is coming up and I needed to buy cake mix.
When I was in the cake mix isle, I saw birthday candles. This gave me an idea that I wanted to light pillar candles on his birthday. I needed to go to a different store for that.
When I got to the different store I found the the pillar candles I needed. They also had a rug on sale. I remembered that my hardwood floors were dirty and that I needed to mop them.
I found some floor cleaner and a new mop. While I was over in the cleaning section I saw a really cute apron. I tried it on. It needed pearls.
I went to the jewelry store to see if they had any pearls. They did! While I was trying them on I realized I had let my roots get out of control. I needed a touch up.
I drove to the beauty supply store for some hair dye. I found the most precious shade of pink nail polish while I was looking around. I tried it on my pinky finger. I had to get it. At the checkout I saw some vials of glitter. I super love glitter so I went to the arts and crafts store.
While I was there I saw that they had all the supplies needed for making a Christmas wreath, I bought them. I just love decorating for Christmas. OOH! That reminded me that I needed to make cookies for a party my son was having.
I went to the nearest bakery and bought 2 dozen cookies. While I was there I saw these two old ladies chatting. This made me miss my friends. So I called one of them up. She was busy making dinner. CRAP! DINNER!
I headed home to finish making dinner. I turned the oven on, turned my stereo on and then realized….. I forgot my bottle of wine.