A Vagina is like a Car

A Vagina is like a Car......

You need to keep it well lubed.

It's not safe to give rides to strangers.

You're careful not to get rear-ended.

You like the inside to smell nice.

You don't loan it to your friends.

You take it for regular maintenance.

If it has too many miles the value goes down, and nobody wants it.

You maintain the cleanliness of the undercarriage.

Regular waxing.

Your insurance doesn't cover other drivers.

You have the option of stick or manual in it.

Two words: glove box.

Oil changes are a bitch.

It's nice to air it out.

Unfortunately though, vaginas don't come with a manual.