Saturday, July 2, 2011

A Vagina is like a Car

A Vagina is like a Car......

You need to keep it well lubed.

It's not safe to give rides to strangers.

You're careful not to get rear-ended.

You like the inside to smell nice.

You don't loan it to your friends.

You take it for regular maintenance.

If it has too many miles the value goes down, and nobody wants it.

You maintain the cleanliness of the undercarriage.

Regular waxing.

Your insurance doesn't cover other drivers.

You have the option of stick or manual in it.

Two words: glove box.

Oil changes are a bitch.

It's nice to air it out.

Unfortunately though, vaginas don't come with a manual.

6 comments:

  1. That. is. genius. I am jealous and wish I'd written it.

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  2. That was PERFECT! I can't even think of anything to add! Well, maybe something like, "if someone does something really STUPID to get locked out? It's really difficult to get back in". FABULOUS post! Loved it!

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  3. Hilarious!

    Do you have a blog button yet? Love to add you to my favorites!

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  4. Haha!! Love it!! Thanks for the chuckle!

    Smiles,
    Jenn
    www.misadventuresinmotherhood.com

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  5. girl i have missed your last few post due to vacation and I could not wait to read and I have not been disappointed TOO FREAKIN FUNNY

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