Monday, March 21, 2011

Monday's random thoughts

  • We've lived in this house for 3 years now. We have hardwood floors. Last week i put foot pads on all my chair legs for the first time. My landlord is going to hate us when we leave. 
  • Do I have anyone fooled into thinking I have a fresh batch of cinnamon rolls in my bathroom, as my air freshener would have them believe?
  • How many crazy people do you have to encounter before you start to think... maybe everyone else is normal and your'e the kook in the bunch. 
  • Where the HELL are Max and Ruby's parents?
  • When I go around the house collecting laundry, why do at least 6 socks elude my grasp? jeez if I wanted to work out I have would have gone to the gym. 
  • One kid goes to public school, the other I pay for. The school I pay for has the brass cajones to ask me to volunteer my time to clean the school. 
  • I love when my daughter sings "Boys Boys Boys" by Lady GaGa in busy, public, multi stall bathrooms.
  • I'm proud to say I've never seen an episode of Jersey Shore.
  • I'm not proud to say that I try to never miss an episode of Real Housewives.
  • Why do people ask you where something is before they even started to look for it?


  1. I needed a good life to complete my Monday evening! Thank you

  2. That was suppose to say laugh not life!