I now realize why they did that show with Bill Cosby and the little kids. They really do say the funniest stuff. Luckily, my house is full of midget comedians.
Sarah-Eve was wearing one of my dresses with her dress up shoes. She says:
"mom, do you think i'm pretty?"
"yes i do"
"you can wear my dress and be pretty. but you have to do your eyebrows too. and your makeup. and maybe your hair too. mom, you need a lot of things to make you pretty, but mostly this dress."
After school one day I asked Aiden if he wanted to go straight to the park to play. His answer:
"Mom, I've had a long day. I just need to go home and relax. maybe draw. i'm not sure... but i just have to relax"
really? like, did he just get off work working as a construction guy? Was he building a suspension bridge? So let me get this straight, you had a long day of, drawing? so you need to go home and, draw? yeah that's what i thought. ok.
While driving in the car Sarah-Eve says "Mom! you're driving really fast!" i was going 15 miles an hour. She might have been stoned. I'm not really sure.
Aiden wanted to bring the dog with us when i dropped him off at school. I said:
aiden asked "why?"
"because he's a pain in my butt."
sarah-eve said "mom, do you need some medicine and a band aid for your butt?"
yes sarah-eve, and one for my neck too.
sara-eve asked greg one day "dad, do you have a baby in your tummy?"
Aiden is completely convinced that women poop babies out.
i'm seriously considering doing a blog completely full of the nonsense that comes out of their mouths.