Sunday, January 30, 2011

comedy hour

I now realize why they did that show with Bill Cosby and the little kids. They really do say the funniest stuff.  Luckily, my house is full of midget comedians.

Sarah-Eve was wearing one of my dresses with her dress up shoes. She says:
   "mom, do you think i'm pretty?"
   "yes i do"
   "you can wear my dress and be pretty. but you have to do your eyebrows too. and your         makeup. and maybe your hair too. mom, you need a lot of things to make you pretty, but        mostly this dress."

After school one day I asked Aiden if he wanted to go straight to the park to play. His answer:
 "Mom, I've had a long day. I just need to go home and relax. maybe draw. i'm not sure...      but i just have to relax"  
really? like, did he just get off work working as a construction guy? Was he building a suspension bridge?  So let me get this straight, you had a long day of, drawing? so you need to go home and, draw? yeah that's what i thought. ok.

While driving in the car Sarah-Eve says "Mom! you're driving really fast!"  i was going 15 miles an hour.  She might have been stoned. I'm not really sure.

Aiden wanted to bring the dog with us when i dropped him off at school. I said:
aiden asked "why?"
"because he's a pain in my butt."
sarah-eve said "mom, do you need some medicine and a band aid for your butt?"
yes sarah-eve, and one for my neck too.

sara-eve asked greg one day "dad, do you have a baby in your tummy?"

Aiden is completely convinced that women poop babies out.

i'm seriously considering doing a blog completely full of the nonsense that comes out of their mouths.

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